writing prompt, 10/4: Seriously? (the end is in sight)

Bleary-eyed, you reached into the medicine cabinet and took what you thought was a couple of aspirin. After certain events the following morning, you dig through the cabinet in a panic to discover that you did NOT take aspirin, you took something that belongs to your suspiciously weird roommate. The under “side effects” on the warning label is an additional sticker that reads:
“MAY CAUSE SUPER POWERS”