{"id":311,"date":"2012-06-08T10:50:45","date_gmt":"2012-06-08T14:50:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/practicalbits.com\/?p=311"},"modified":"2016-09-07T21:04:19","modified_gmt":"2016-09-08T01:04:19","slug":"a-jumble-of-letters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/practicalbits.com\/?p=311","title":{"rendered":"A jumble of letters"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here, read this list of words:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>saw<\/li>\n<li>song<\/li>\n<li>talk<\/li>\n<li>dog<\/li>\n<li>call<\/li>\n<li>frog<\/li>\n<li>off<\/li>\n<li>ball<\/li>\n<li>draw<\/li>\n<li>all<\/li>\n<li>lost<\/li>\n<li>small<\/li>\n<li>walk<\/li>\n<li>long<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>This is what was sent home with my child as &#8220;spelling homework&#8221;. Except that there&#8217;s no spelling guideline to link this group of words. It&#8217;s all rhyme, and no reason.<\/p>\n<p>If you were going to try and make some sense out of the group, for <em>actual spelling purposes<\/em>, you might try it this way:<\/p>\n<p>call, off, ball, all small<\/p>\n<p>English words don&#8217;t generally end in a single &#8220;L&#8221;, or a single &#8220;F&#8221;. Nor a single &#8220;S&#8221;, when not speaking of an item in plural. It&#8217;s what&#8217;s called the &#8220;FLoSS&#8221; rule &#8211; you don&#8217;t double F, L, or S.<\/p>\n<p>song, long<\/p>\n<p>Both end in the &#8220;ong&#8221; combination.<\/p>\n<p>saw, draw<\/p>\n<p>The ending is &#8220;aw&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>dog, frog, and lost<\/p>\n<p>All three spell like they sound (we have to assume a basic knowledge of letter sounds, at least. I hope.)<\/p>\n<p>walk, talk<\/p>\n<p>Okay, I don&#8217;t even know. I haven&#8217;t learned a rule for those yet. But that&#8217;s five different lessons to apply to the aforementioned list. And do I need to point out that the assigned packet <em>didn&#8217;t mention a single spelling rule?<\/em> No, here&#8217;s the instructions:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>All of the spelling words have the vowel sound in <strong>saw<\/strong>. Think about how the vowel sound in <strong>saw<\/strong>is spelled.<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Write two spelling words that have <strong>aw.<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>Write the six words that have <strong>a.<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>Write the six spelling words that have <strong>o<\/strong>.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>This isn&#8217;t spelling. It&#8217;s not even badly organized vocabulary.<\/p>\n<p>I was fortunate enough to have some kind of innate spelling ability. Maybe it&#8217;s because I read voraciously as a child &#8211; (to the point of picking up stuff that was way beyond my comprehension just so I could see the words they were using.) But I lucked out &#8211; my guesses were generally right.<\/p>\n<p>My best friend in middle school, however &#8211; she couldn&#8217;t spell her way out of a paper bag, bless her. She always said that spell check was the single greatest computing invention of her life.<\/p>\n<p>So as I consider this spelling packet, I wonder where traditional teaching has gone. Over the years, the basics are gradually being discarded in favor of flavor-of-the-month educational pap. Apparently you don&#8217;t need to know when to use a soft &#8220;c&#8221; instead of a hard one, but by gosh you&#8217;re gonna trade at least four instructional periods for presentations on homelessness, the dangers of taking drugs, general self-esteem, and Why Bullying Is Bad.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/practicalbits.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/IMG_0143.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/practicalbits.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/IMG_0143.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_0143.JPG\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/practicalbits.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/IMG_0143-1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/practicalbits.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/IMG_0143-1.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_0143-1.JPG\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here, read this list of words: saw song talk dog call frog off ball draw all lost small walk long<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wprm-recipe-roundup-name":"","wprm-recipe-roundup-description":"","ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"spay_email":""},"categories":[34],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/practicalbits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/311"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/practicalbits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/practicalbits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/practicalbits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/practicalbits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=311"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"https:\/\/practicalbits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/311\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":397,"href":"https:\/\/practicalbits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/311\/revisions\/397"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/practicalbits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=311"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/practicalbits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=311"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/practicalbits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=311"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}